Trump to become president of Germany
After seeing Trumps amazing performance against his current presidential competitor Joe Biden, with iconic lines, such as ” “, Angela Merkel together with her party, the CDU, have decided that Donald J. Trump, 45th president of the United States of America, will become German president on November 3rd, 2020.
“I sure hope the people in Germany are just as welcoming as they are in my home country”, Trump said this afternoon in a press interview. “I will extend coal mining to 2050 and open new mines all over the country to finally get more workers going again”
This is, of course, a great promise, and more great promises have been made too, such as building a wall along the rhine river shore, to seperate the French from Germany
How come this sudden decision? We asked German chancelor Angela Merkel:
“I think my time has finally come, and with our country in ruins from my dictatorship-like rule, Trump will be the perfect man to finally end it all”
She said, visibly upset and close to tears, but they were tears of joy, as she explains.
“He will bring great economic prosperity to a broken country, held back by corona rules and masks, through which you can barely see, nor hear. Trump aint bout dat bullshit. He is straight forward and will finally change something about our outdated system”
Trumps first step after taking the throne in November will be to abolish free healthcare and schools